Saturday, May 14, 2011

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'check enclosed'
                                                                                                                Dorothy Parker

Being self employed has its ups and downs but for those of us who maintain an income from it, we wouldn't have any other way! I decided to start this blog because so many people think I have something important to say about business. So on the advice of those I go.

Now first things first, as any good entreprenuer would, I've mulled this decision over and over before I jumped at it. Of course my first thought was, how can I make some money at this? (notice the ads to come) Secondly, I agree! I do have something important to say! Somethings you may not agree with but, you will get a laugh if nothing else.

Those of you who are not self-employed and wonder makes us tick. I mean what really does go thru the mind of an entreprenuer. Well I invite you into our world. Sit back, hold on and read this....

What is Two and Two?
A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant, "What is two and two?"

The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was "Twenty-two."

The second applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule and showed the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001.

The next person was a lawyer. He stated that in the case of Jenkins v Brown, two and two was proven to be four.

The last applicant was an accountant. The business man asked him, "How much is two and two?" The accountant got up from his chair, went over to the door and closed it then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk and said in a low voice..."How much do you want it to be?"

He got the job.

Hope you enjoyed!

The Boss Lady

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